{"id":1513,"date":"2024-01-08T19:36:30","date_gmt":"2024-01-08T19:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/?p=1513"},"modified":"2024-01-09T17:39:55","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T17:39:55","slug":"craig-silliphants-best-and-worst-movies-of-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/08\/craig-silliphants-best-and-worst-movies-of-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Craig Silliphant&#8217;s Best (and Worst) Movies of 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As I mentioned on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/01\/dave-scaddans-top-20-albums-of-2023\/\">Dave Scaddan\u2019s Top 20 Albums of 2023<\/a>, we do these year-end best of lists every year. We did them for 10 years over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefeedbacksociety.com\/\" title=\"\">The Feedback Society<\/a>, which we have recently decommissioned. I wanted to keep the tradition going, but publish them on this new site.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Each year, I am contractually obligated to note that there are 2023 films I haven\u2019t seen, mostly because they haven\u2019t come to Saskatchewan yet. I know there are movies like <em>The Zone of Interest<\/em> that would most likely make this list had I been able to see them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here are my Top 10 films of the year for some can\u2019t miss titles! And for fun, I\u2019ve also listed #11 to #27 for further recommendations you might love. Plus, the Worst three films I experienced this year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I now present &#8212; <strong>Craig Silliphant\u2019s Best (and Worst) Movies of 2023<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>10) Priscilla<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/priscilla-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1514\" width=\"336\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/priscilla-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/priscilla-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/priscilla-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/priscilla.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I love Sofia Coppola. Her feminist take on Elvis Presley, based on Priscilla Presley\u2019s book, knocks the icon down a peg or two. Because of their brilliance, we give huge artists lie Elvis a pass on their love of things like underage girls and the methods used to manipulate them. Jacob Elordi offers us a more human version of the King than Austin Butler\u2019s bang-on impression gave us last year. This would have been way higher on the list but I didn\u2019t feel like Coppola quite stuck the landing. Without giving anything away, it feels anti-climactic. But the first \u00be of the film is well-told, offering meaningful perspectives, and it looks elegant and beautiful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>9) I Like Movies<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/i-live-movies-709x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1515\" width=\"333\" height=\"481\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/i-live-movies-709x1024.jpg 709w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/i-live-movies-208x300.jpg 208w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/i-live-movies-768x1109.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/i-live-movies.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Here is a great little, low-fi Canadian film from director Chandler Levack, that brought me back to my video store days. It\u2019s about Lawrence, a socially inept teenage cinephile who gets a job at the video store, forming relationships with those around him as he deals with his mental health and other issues. It\u2019s simple but effective and showcases a love of movies (and some pretty funny jokes about Canadian production values). Note that you can find this hidden gem on Netflix.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>8) The Holdovers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/holdovers-691x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1516\" width=\"333\" height=\"493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/holdovers-691x1024.jpg 691w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/holdovers-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/holdovers-768x1137.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/holdovers.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alexander Payne is back with a story about a cranky teacher in a boarding school, played by Paul Giamatti, who ends up stuck over Christmas break with a troubled student and a woman grieving the death of her son in Vietnam. This is the kind of thing Payne is great at, blending drama, sadness, and comedy to tell a human story. The movie isn\u2019t necessarily a masterpiece (in fact, his last film, <em>Nebraska <\/em>was better), but it\u2019s an incredibly well-told story that felt very much like a 90s indie movie about misfits. The look of the movie captures a very specific place and time and the performances are at the heart of things. This is probably one of the best mainstream movies of the year that most people would really enjoy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>7) Past Lives<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/past_lives_poster.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1517\" width=\"330\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/past_lives_poster.jpg 307w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/past_lives_poster-203x300.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A very low-key affair about a young Korean boy and girl who had a special relationship as kids. However, the young girl moved to Canada (and then America) where she grew up. They find each other again years later and have to navigate what their relationship might look like. A lot of people mention the <em>Before Trilogy<\/em> from Richard Linklater, which I can see; they spend a lot of time on FaceTime or walking around New York, talking about life. But <em>Past Lives<\/em> also does a great job of not falling into cliches. For example, as an adult, she has a husband when her old friend shows up. In a lesser movie, this would have pushed the drama in a different direction. But director Celine Song isn\u2019t exploiting things for drama &#8212; she\u2019s more interested at the hearts that beat inside all of us and the joy and pain that come with that. Another wonderful, humanist film.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>6) Poor Things<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/poor-things-691x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1518\" width=\"323\" height=\"479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/poor-things-691x1024.jpg 691w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/poor-things-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/poor-things-768x1138.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/poor-things-1037x1536.jpg 1037w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/poor-things.jpg 1350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Yorgos Lanthimos is one of my favourite directors of the last decade or so and he doesn\u2019t disappoint with <em>Poor Things<\/em>. Emma Stone plays a woman who is learning to be a person, by way of a mad scientist of sorts, played by Willem Dafoe. There are obvious parallels to Eliza Doolittle or <em>Flowers for Algernon<\/em> (sort of). The movie looks amazing &#8212; totally spellbinding in many scenes. It\u2019s hilarious and philosophical. Stone and Dafoe are excellent but oddly, it\u2019s Mark Ruffalo that steals so many scenes. The only reason this movie isn\u2019t higher on the list is because I didn\u2019t feel like there was a lot of dramatic impact. There aren\u2019t really any stakes or obstacles for most of the movie, so it plays like a series of clever, funny vignettes, as opposed to a true journey for its characters. I\u2019m sure this will be #1 for many film lovers (though it might baffle some with less adventurous taste).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5) Guardians of The Galaxy, Volume 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/guardians-691x1024.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1520\" width=\"318\" height=\"471\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/guardians-691x1024.webp 691w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/guardians-203x300.webp 203w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/guardians-768x1138.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/guardians.webp 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, don\u2019t think too hard about the order of things here and the fact that a comic book movie ranks higher than brilliant filmmakers like Lanthimos (especially as we wander into an era of problems for Marvel and superhero fatigue). I love all different kinds of movies and while something like <em>Past Lives<\/em> gets to human truths, the movies can also be a fun, escapist adventure. And if I had more fun at <em>Guardians<\/em> than I was moved by something else, well, what can I say? <em>Guardians<\/em> is a bit overstuffed, though never boring, with a big, fun, hilarious James Gunn energy. And I had no idea that my 2023 movie bingo card would feature feeling actual emotions at the plight of a CGI raccoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"One-minute Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy 3\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TOlEfIbiL_g?start=4&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4) Spider-man: Across the Spider-Verse<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/spidey-716x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1521\" width=\"296\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/spidey-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/spidey-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/spidey-768x1098.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/spidey-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/spidey.jpg 1119w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 296px) 100vw, 296px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The sequel to <em>Into the Spider-Verse<\/em> and the middle part of a trilogy, we deepen the story of Miles Morales and the multi-verse. I am normally sick to death of this whole multiverse storytelling, which is usually just a cheap way to jam nostalgia and IP into things. But these movies are the exception to the rule (well, they are still a cheap way to jam nostalgia into things, but they\u2019re so creative it works). As with the first movie, the artistry behind the film is simply insane &#8212; beautiful, creative, and hypnotizing. And like <em>Guardians<\/em>, it succeeds by caring about its characters. The movie is both deep and a silly meme at the same time, balanced perfectly. My only complaint about the film is that it cuts off halfway through. People compared it to <em>Empire Strikes Back<\/em>, but Empire wraps up its second act story before dropping a new cliffhanger to spin into <em>Return of the Jedi<\/em>; <em>Spider-man<\/em> just stops. And while we were supposed to get part three within a year, it\u2019s now looking like it may be a few years. A brilliant film, but I couldn\u2019t help feeling ripped off (my 10-year-old son felt the same). Here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefeedbacksociety.com\/movies\/spider-man-across-the-spider-verse\/\">my original written review<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"One-Minute Movie Review - Spider-man: Across the Spider-Verse.\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xSVD5SpodgE?start=8&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3) Oppenheimer<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/oppenheimer-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1522\" width=\"315\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/oppenheimer-768x1025.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/oppenheimer-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/oppenheimer.jpg 850w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Chris Nolan finds a way to make a three-hour film about guys talking in rooms into a fascinating and compelling theatrical experience. I am far from a Nolan fanboy, but I really appreciate how he\u2019s using original ideas (without gimmicks like 3D) to tell stories that bring people to the theatre. I think we\u2019ll see this film do big things at Oscar time. Here\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/22\/oppenheimer\/\">my original written review<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Oppenheimer: One-Minute Movie Review\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NnKTj89ZI1k?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2) Killers of the Flower Moon<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/killers-moon.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1523\" width=\"323\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/killers-moon.webp 503w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/killers-moon-200x300.webp 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>At 80 years old, Martin Scorsese, the Master, is still taking risks. This could have easily been a 2-hour action drama with Leo DiCaprio as an FBI agent solving murders on Osage Indigenous land. Instead, we have another three-hour-plus butt-numbening here, but it\u2019s always interesting. Like <em>The Irishman<\/em>, this may have worked better as a 6-episode streaming series, but we know that Scorsese isn\u2019t interested in that. This, as well as questions as to who should be telling an Indigenous-adjacent story, courted a bit of controversy. But the great thing about Scorsese is that he always rides those out (think about movies like <em>The Last Temptation of Christ<\/em>) with the soul of a true artist. Sometimes he\u2019s so far ahead of the rest of us that it takes time for the audience to catch up to him. These movies are usually recognized as brilliant later.&nbsp; Here <a href=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/21\/killers-of-the-flower-moon\/\">was my full, written review<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1) Anatomy of a Fall<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/anatomy-698x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1524\" width=\"305\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/anatomy-698x1024.jpg 698w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/anatomy-204x300.jpg 204w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/anatomy-768x1127.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/anatomy.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 305px) 100vw, 305px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Probably the movie that most North Americans won\u2019t be aware of, but it won the top prize at the Cannes Film Festival, The Palme D\u2019or. It\u2019s a riveting story about the death of a man, which leads to questions about whether his wife may have murdered him. Their son is legally blind, but witnessed the death. Most of it is a riveting courtroom procedural, but aside from the mystery of what happened, it\u2019s also an anatomy of marriage and the rises and falls of relationships.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>And just for fun, before we get to the worst movies I saw this year, here\u2019s the rest of the movies that were in contention for the Top 10 and where they ultimately landed.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>11) Dream Scenario<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=taD710WdbKo\">MI: Dead Reckoning Part I<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>13) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/02\/john-wick-4\/\">John Wick 4<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>14) The Killer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>15) The Creator<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>16) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/23\/barbie\/\"> Barbie<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>17) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XF_ciE6niUk\">Air<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>18) Bottoms<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>19) May December<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>20) How to Have Sex<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>21) No One Will Save You<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>22) Theater Camp<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>23) You Hurt My Feelings<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>24) Beau is Afraid<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>25) When Evil Lurks<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>26) How to Blow Up a Pipeline<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>27) Maestro<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>As for the worst movies of the year, there were three that made this list.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3) Shazam: Fury of the Gods (2\/5)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/shazam-691x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1525\" width=\"297\" height=\"440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/shazam-691x1024.jpg 691w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/shazam-202x300.jpg 202w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/shazam-768x1138.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/shazam-1037x1536.jpg 1037w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/shazam-1382x2048.jpg 1382w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/shazam-scaled.jpg 1728w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A movie that\u2019s as long as it is excruciatingly mediocre. It\u2019s quite boring for a sequel to what was a fun first film. The villains are lame, the humour consistently misfires, and there are too many characters chattering at a pitch high enough to make dogs cringe. I didn\u2019t know any more about the characters at the end of the movie than I did at the beginning. And while I don\u2019t mind product placement, the turnabout of the plot revolving around Skittles was nowhere near as funny or clever as they thought. Zach Levy, banging around in the press about how he\u2019s being shorted with the new DC, might want to sit down and actually watch this movie before opening his big fat mouth. What a mess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2) A Royal Christmas Crush (1\/5)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/chrismtas-crush-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1526\" width=\"289\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/chrismtas-crush-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/chrismtas-crush-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/chrismtas-crush-768x1151.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/chrismtas-crush.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I admit it, I fell down the rabbit hole of the shockingly chaste Hallmark Christmas movies a couple of years ago. They\u2019re usually really bad, but unlike <em>Shazam\u2019s<\/em> mediocrity, the bad is part of the fun. My wife and I have a drink and watch one or two each Christmas; we can chit chat and make fun of the film while hanging out. Added to this, is that an actor who was originally from Saskatoon has started to make his bones in these Hallmark films. His name is Stephen Huszar and he used to star in a lot of the music videos we made when I was younger (I used to write for a film company). So it\u2019s really fun to watch him. We watched two with Huszar this year. The first was called <em>Navigating Christmas<\/em> and it was surprisingly decent (I mean, on the Hallmark scale). However, <em>A Royal Christmas Crush<\/em> one was baffling. There are some insane accents and casting choices (Huszar\u2019s prince is clearly older than his parents, haha). Harmless enough, but downright bewildering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1) Suitable Flesh (BOMB)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/suitable-flesh-692x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1527\" width=\"318\" height=\"471\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/suitable-flesh-692x1024.jpg 692w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/suitable-flesh-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/suitable-flesh-768x1137.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.craigsilliphant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/suitable-flesh.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This was part of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.skfilmfest.com\/\">Saskatoon Fantastic Film Festival<\/a>, who I should note program really great (as well as often fascinating and unique) movies. <em>Suitable Flesh<\/em> was none of these things. It thinks it\u2019s really edgy but it\u2019s incredibly bland. Nothing happens for the first hour and when it finally does, it\u2019s weaksauce. I don\u2019t mind limited production values, especially if a film has good ideas or is entertaining for other reasons, but this played like a gorier, soft core porn television production like The Red Shoe Diaries. The amazing Barbara Crampton is wasted. Even Heather Graham sucks out loud. If you want a fun, campy Lovecraft movie (that also has Crampton), go watch <em>The Re-Animator<\/em> instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s it! I hope to see a few more films that I wasn\u2019t able to, but at this point they get lost in the void or added to 2024. Happy watching this year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I mentioned on Dave Scaddan\u2019s Top 20 Albums of 2023, we do these year-end best of lists every year. 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